There are only two things to worry about
whether you are well or whether you are ill.
If you are well there is nothing to worry about.
If you are ill, there are only two things to worry about.
Whether you will get better or whether you will die.
If you get better there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about,
Whether you will go to heaven or whether you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about ,
But if you go to hell,
You will be too busy shaking hands with your friends,
to worry about a damn thing.
The Devil's away said the Imp, let us play
Shall we see what it's like to be good?
If it's good to be bad, and that's what they say,
What can be worse than doing some good ?
Some ditties Harold included in a letter.